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hildemary on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

hildemary — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:24:48 +0000

"Husband and wife for just weeks, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries had been currently sounding like an aged married couple.
“How am I going to acquire my job and live in Minnesota?” Kardashian gripes to Humphries in a scene from the preview clip of her E! exhibit Kourtney and Kim Get New york.
“Baby,” Humphries snaps again, “by time you have young children and they’re in school, no one will care about you.” . happy halloween"

^I don't what this has to do with anything! And celebrities are the last things I post about. So... it made me laugh so much with it's randomness! :)

teamoyeniyi on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

teamoyeniyi — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 09:52:37 +0000

I live in Australia. It is summer (nearly). It is HOT most days already.

All the spam I am getting it about UGG BOOTS! WHY on earth would I be even tempted, when we are finding thongs too much footwear????

ganttguru on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

ganttguru — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 16:14:01 +0000

It seems like I should spend more time reading my time reading some of those spam comments... I had no idea.

theinsanityaquarium on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

theinsanityaquarium — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:39:24 +0000

'I questioned God for a bike, but I’m sure God doesn’t perform that way. So I stole a bike and questioned for forgiveness'

Amazing. Made me laugh so much.

momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 03:29:35 +0000

The very crux of your writing whilst sounding agreeable at first, did not sit well with me personally after some time. Someplace within the paragraphs you actually managed to make me a believer unfortunately only for a very short while. I nevertheless have got a problem with your jumps in logic and you would do nicely to help fill in all those gaps. In the event you can accomplish that, I would definitely be amazed.

I promise to work on my "jumps in logic" and attempt to "fill in all those gaps" if he promises to work on his punctuation and not use the word "whilst."

teamoyeniyi on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

teamoyeniyi — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:19:21 +0000

@Momfog - I am SO glad you and Wills are on the same wavelength - whatever it is! LOL

teamoyeniyi on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

teamoyeniyi — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:18:36 +0000

Like I am REALLY going to be inspired to visit their marketing site!!! NOT!!!

teamoyeniyi on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

teamoyeniyi — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:17:27 +0000

I had to share this one:

"The next time I learn a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I do know it was my option to read, however I truly thought youd have one thing fascinating to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you could repair should you werent too busy searching for attention."

socialworkingal on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

socialworkingal — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:14:06 +0000

http://www.socialworkingal.net

Sometimes I do try to leave messages and insight, but there are those times when there is just nothing to add. But this topic was very interesting, so I decided to add my 2 cents.

Any how, if you are interested in a blog about mental health, substance abuse, and foster care...check me out at http://www.socialworkingal.net

jasonchisom on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

jasonchisom — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 03:46:33 +0000

On my blog i wrote about success in 10 steps come and check it and let me know what you think

http://jasonchisom.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/50/

momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:18:45 +0000

I had an influx of spam comments over the last day for some reason. I don't mind because there are some great ones.

You put the lime in the coconut and drink the arctile up.
Free info like this is an apple from the tree of knwolgede. Sinful?
For the love of God, keep wriintg these articles.
If you wrote an artilce about life we’d all reach enlightenment.

And my favorite spam comment of all time:

Apparently this is what the esteemed Willis was talkin' 'bout. (isn't that awesome?!)

meicaa on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

meicaa — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 15:35:45 +0000

my last post is about my lovely Grandma :)

ardpete on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

ardpete — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 02:36:26 +0000

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momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:27:44 +0000

wow your view on this topic is different for me. But still I respect everyone point of view, that’s what means discussion meaningful, and we can always learn new things from each other because of different perspective. best regards, Adam

Discussion? Point of view? It was a Wordless Wednesday post.

danielsfunny on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

danielsfunny — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 02:57:54 +0000

If a blog appeals to my interests, I try to. Usually, it's just specific articles that I find and not the blog.

lifewith4cats on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

lifewith4cats — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:46:06 +0000

Last Chapter- Autobiography

Animal Abuse and Animal Neglect.

Ethics and Leader-ship in the Workplace.

http://lifewith4cats.com/2011/09/02/abuse-and-mis-use-amongst-the-animal-care-profession-auto-biography-%e2%80%93-final-chapter/

momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:16:25 +0000

Not a comment, a pingback on my post The Sweet Pickle Bus.

Adult Blog
foradult.myfw....

I swear there was nothing "Adult" about this post, despite its name. The pingback was was tagged mom date, girl movie. I shudder to think.

rememberthisstuff on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

rememberthisstuff — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:45:47 +0000

I've never had a spam comment, or any other kind of comment. But my blog is only two days old, so when I do I will post it here!

becomingcliche on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

becomingcliche — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:53:02 +0000

A viagra salesperson accused my page of being "a little spammy."

lifewith4cats on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

lifewith4cats — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:52:54 +0000

Abuse and mis-use amongst the animal care profession. People who ought to love animals the best. auto-biography

http://lifewith4cats.com/2011/08/30/abuse-and-mis-use-amongst-the-animal-care-profession-part-2/

meicaa on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

meicaa — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 02:10:24 +0000

AAAAAHHHHH MISS YA GUYS!!! I am back now!!! after i lost my time for blogging coz busy in college. ;)

well, i just wanna say : Eid Mubarak, Fellas :) and miss y'all :) will blog-walking again after Eid :) btw, here in Indonesia, Eid is tomorrow :) sooo Eid Mubarak (once again) :)

check this, guys :) will be glad if u read it :)
http://meicaa.wordpress.com/2011/08/29/eid-mubarak-fellas/

lifewith4cats on "I read other peoples blogs, Do you?"

lifewith4cats — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 23:06:54 +0000

Welcome to the showcase thread of Lifewith4cats. This is were I self promote my latest posts. FYI I'll gladly read and comment on your blogs if you visit my blog first, hint,hint ;) This is after all... my thread. Love to everyone! and cheers.

Latest post: How to tell a good veterinarian from a bad vaterinarian. Its NOT always obvious.

http://lifewith4cats.com/2011/08/28/choosing-the-right-veterinarian-or-care-provider-for-your-pet-part-1/

healingmutti on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

healingmutti — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:25:08 +0000

They didn't really leave a comment, it was more like a few random letters. However, it was a comment on my "Silly Excitement" post, from someone with Penis Enlargement in their name. HAHA

teamoyeniyi on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

teamoyeniyi — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 09:52:23 +0000

I don't get WHY so many spam comments make NO sense at all. What is the point?

iammissindependant on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

iammissindependant — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:55:23 +0000

ive had over 150 spam comments since I started, but there is one in particular that keeps popping up

"Dude this article is viagra to my bones!"

sadly it keeps spamming my "Miss Slowpoke" Post that informs my readers of my short hiatus :(

momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:57:20 +0000

A person essentially assist to make severely articles I might state. This is the first time I frequented your web page and so far? I amazed with the analysis you made to create this particular submit amazing. Fantastic job!

This started my day off right. I love a nonsensical compliment first thing in the morning.

thepurpledogpaintingblog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

thepurpledogpaintingblog — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:55:54 +0000

LOL, feel free to call me purple or Virginia.

"Word Salad" that's a great description, IP. :)

momfog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

momfog — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:23:49 +0000

@thepurpledogpaintingblog wow, that's quite a username. Thanks for the info. So not hilarious, huh?

idiotphotographer on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

idiotphotographer — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:22:40 +0000

"Lot Enterprise,straight often room government finally name one cup short collection natural obvious variety about medical occur reaction room gather trouble guide historical friend difference holiday herself relevant encourage design education care slip anybody energy purpose carefully prospect as close count realize message office behind bloody office demonstrate assumption we question myself remove from enterprise begin base bedroom deny institute machine question she look could cry bridge refuse act perfect only shoe meal existing need bank exchange confidence reaction visit civil show understanding both off detailed late"

-The psychiatric term for this is "word salad", I believe.

thepurpledogpaintingblog on "What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?"

thepurpledogpaintingblog — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:24:07 +0000

momfog, they're trying to sell you a security system from Israel. it's pretty silly, it's just repeating itself.