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		<title>WordPress.com Forums &#187; Tag: Canada - Recent Posts</title>
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			<title>libraryjoi on ".CA Domains"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/ca-domains-1#post-1070448</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>libraryjoi</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Just to clarify - </p>
<p>I need to buy my .ca domain elsewhere, and then have it mapped to wordpress? Why is there no streamlined option? From a quick search, this seems like a common problem.</p>
<p>If someone could clarify for me the steps I need to take, I would really appreciate it.
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			<title>skarba on "The good, the bad, and the ugly of life in Toronto, Canada"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-life-in-toronto-canada#post-947850</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>skarba</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>this sounds interesting- going for a look now!
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			<title>christinaonwheels on "The good, the bad, and the ugly of life in Toronto, Canada"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-life-in-toronto-canada#post-942637</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 23:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>christinaonwheels</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hi there. </p>
<p>I'm a Canadian blogger living in Toronto who writes about everything from current affairs (I don't shy away from discussing the gritty stuff, like the recent sexual assaults at my university) to the inane, like the pigeons that've taken over my balcony.</p>
<p>If you like my stuff, feel free to comment. I always love hearing feedback on what I put out there, and I promise I'll check out your blog in return and leave a comment.</p>
<p>So, visit! Comment!
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			<title>christinaonwheels on "A Canadian singleton&#039;s view on life, love, and politics"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 20:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>christinaonwheels</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hi everybody. </p>
<p>I'm new to WordPres having just switched over from Blogger. I'm a writer in Canada trying to do the same thing as every other writer- make my voice heard whilst setting it apart from the norm. I mostly write short stories but have had a novel on the go for the past year and am using this blog as a way to practice my writing on a number of topics. Check out my blog- you might find something you'll really like! And hey, comment :) Every writer loves feedback and I'm always up to writing what you want to read. Feel free to suggest a topic and I'll work it into my blog. Be sure to link me to your blogs because I always enjoy hearing the voices of others.
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-830926</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Poem: A mind in limbo.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/poem-mind-in-limbo/#respond" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/poem-mind-in-limbo/#respond</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-830189</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Outrageous wedding dresses ( photos )</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/outrageous-wedding-dresses-photos/#more-3994" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/outrageous-wedding-dresses-photos/#more-3994</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-829040</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 23:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Photos for you all to enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/27/world-photos-no-1/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/27/world-photos-no-1/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-827706</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>One liner jokes for you to enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/one-liner-jokes/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/one-liner-jokes/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been tagged</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/dribbling-pensioner-has-been-tagged/#more-3833" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/dribbling-pensioner-has-been-tagged/#more-3833</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-822618</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Recycling:- plastic bag charge.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/plastic-bag-charge/#more-3480" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/plastic-bag-charge/#more-3480</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-821366</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The worlds fattest man is British.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/the-worlds-fattest-man/#comment-3475" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/the-worlds-fattest-man/#comment-3475</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-818847</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Have sex with a cowboy.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/sex-with-a-cowboy/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/sex-with-a-cowboy/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-816320</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Whitney Houston dies at 48</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/whitney-houston-dies-aged-48/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/whitney-houston-dies-aged-48/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-816092</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for that, i can't get in because your names not live :)
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			<title>jessielansdel on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 22:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>If this doesn't get onto FP (Freshly Pressed) there is noooo justice. It's great.<br />
I guess those guys who've been jailed for giving out anti gay leaflets wouldn't like *my* blog then. Lol.
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Gay hate crime, 3 men jailed for giving out leaflets.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/11/gay-hate-crime/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/11/gay-hate-crime/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-813332</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>And God Created Canada.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/and-god-created-canada/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/and-god-created-canada/</a>
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			<title>dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-811416</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dribblingpensioner</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Funny pensioners photos.</p>
<p><a href="http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/pensioners-photos/" rel="nofollow">http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/pensioners-photos/</a>
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			<title>navishing on "Garibaldi Lake, British Columbia - Some of the nicest scenery on the west coast"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>navishing</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I suppose it helps if I add the link!</p>
<p><a href="http://wp.me/p23jjm-73">Garibaldi Lake</a>
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			<title>navishing on "Garibaldi Lake, British Columbia - Some of the nicest scenery on the west coast"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>navishing</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys, </p>
<p>This is my latest post showing off some of the great scenery to be had on a hike near Vancouver, British Columbia, the city I live in. </p>
<p>Hope you guys enjoy the pictures and the description, and if you're ever in the area, try to make sure you do this hike as well. </p>
<p>Cheers!
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			<title>johnconner1984 on "Stephen Harper vs Vladimir Putin in a hockey game?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/stephen-harper-vs-vladimir-putin-in-a-hockey-game#post-790410</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>johnconner1984</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://johnconner1984.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/harper-vs-putin-in-a-hockey-game/">Stephen Harper vs Vladimir Putin in a hockey game?</a> &#60;--read more here
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			<title>robrubin on "Want to know what the 124,390th most popular website in Canada is?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/want-to-know-what-the-124390th-most-popular-website-in-canada-is#post-773227</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>robrubin</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Check out <a href="http://themainland.net">The Mainland</a> to find out!</p>
<p>Hint: It's probably the site listed above.
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			<title>azncowboy587 on "Thoughts on The Flipside - New Update - Dec. 10, 2011"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>azncowboy587</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey folks,</p>
<p>I haven't wrote into my WordPress in a while, but finally.. oh so finally, I Finally did it!! :D</p>
<p>Post Title - CAN42-0 OPS Productions has been Activated - Update Dec. 10, 2011</p>
<p>Any kind of Constructive Criticism is most welcome.. Love it or Hate it.. Please take a read and reply!</p>
<p>Cheers!
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			<title>actuallystrange on "It&#039;s only when we wake up that we realise something was &quot;Actually Strange.&quot;"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/its-only-when-we-wake-up-that-we-realise-something-was-actually-strange#post-702445</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>actuallystrange</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and if you want to leave feedback or suggestions, that's great! :)
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			<title>actuallystrange on "It&#039;s only when we wake up that we realise something was &quot;Actually Strange.&quot;"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/its-only-when-we-wake-up-that-we-realise-something-was-actually-strange#post-700959</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>actuallystrange</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I am a twenty-two year old female Canadian looking forward to graduating university next year.</p>
<p><a href="http://actuallystrange.wordpress.com">My blog "Actually Strange"</a> is a personal blog in which I discuss my life, my opinions and, starting this week, new tv episodes from select shows. </p>
<p>Eventually my blog will become an even more fascinating place in which I discuss my journey after I graduate university next year. You should start reading now! You'll have background knowledge and you'll enjoy the story more!
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			<title>selenecom on "Map a .CA domain: still requires a zone record?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/map-a-ca-domain-still-requires-a-zone-record#post-692567</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>selenecom</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yes, it seemed to happen automagically after a brief passage of time. This, in spite of the warnings and initial refusal. Thank you to the ghost or Happiness Engineer who made it happen! Resolved.
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			<title>macmanx on "Map a .CA domain: still requires a zone record?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/map-a-ca-domain-still-requires-a-zone-record#post-690898</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>macmanx</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It looks like we were able to add a zone record for you already.</p>
<p>Did you need any further assistance?
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			<title>auxclass on "Map a .CA domain: still requires a zone record?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/map-a-ca-domain-still-requires-a-zone-record#post-690491</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>auxclass</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yes it still requires a zone record.  You should contact the Staff to have one added: <a href="http://en.support.wordpress.com/contact/" rel="nofollow">http://en.support.wordpress.com/contact/</a></p>
<p>I don't know if it will be made "automatic" in the future and I don't know what is involved in adding a zone record.
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			<title>selenecom on "Map a .CA domain: still requires a zone record?"</title>
			<link>http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/map-a-ca-domain-still-requires-a-zone-record#post-690459</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>selenecom</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello,</p>
<p>We would like to have a zone record created so that the domain 'elizabethchitty.ca' can be mapped to 'elizabethchitty.wordpress.com'. </p>
<p>Does it always require an individual request to map '.CA' domains? And if so, is there any consideration at WordPress to make this 'automagic' in future?</p>
<p>Thanks in advance for your help!
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			<title>brianraymond on "Yup, I&#039;m interesting...."</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I am a dynamic creature of the east, often seen scaling walls and fighting crime.</p>
<p>I have been known to remodel space shuttles on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.</p>
<p>I translate ethnic slurs for Haitian refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently.</p>
<p>Occasionally I’ve been known to swim out to the Bermuda Triangle and tread water for three days in a row before swimming back home.</p>
<p>At the age of 4, I could cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes.</p>
<p>I am an expert in time travel, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.</p>
<p>I play bluegrass fiddle, I was scouted by the Yankees, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries.</p>
<p>When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my backyard.</p>
<p>I enjoy urban hang gliding.</p>
<p>On Wednesdays, after work, I relax with a glass of wine in my lab as I document my many breakthroughs in the field of aeronautical engineering.</p>
<p>I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless investor.</p>
<p>Aliens often wonder if I exist.</p>
<p>Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.</p>
<p>I never perspire.</p>
<p>I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.</p>
<p>I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes every single time I have called in.</p>
<p>Last summer, I toured Europe with a traveling circus that makes Ringling Bros. and Barnum &#38; Bailey look like a small town fair.</p>
<p>My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.</p>
<p>I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.</p>
<p>I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.</p>
<p>I sleep on my back on the floor with a piece of string tied to my big toe and the other end attached to the door knob…something I learned in assassin training.</p>
<p>The laws of physics do not apply to me.</p>
<p>I guide U.S. Navy aircraft carriers into port with a 14-foot canoe and one oar.</p>
<p>I have sailed the seven seas, stormed the beaches of Normandy, and surfed a forty-foot white squall.</p>
<p>Every Sunday night at midnight, I send a telepathic electronic beacon to Big Ben to synchronize the world’s clocks with the internal chronometer in my brain.</p>
<p>At the National Science Fair, I re-created the rings of Saturn with a box of Rice Chex, Tabasco sauce, and some extra virgin olive oil.</p>
<p>I can burp the Star-Spangled Banner in it’s entirety.</p>
<p>I taught Spock the Vulcan Death Grip and I can shoot the tail feather off a hummingbird with .22 caliber pistol from a distance of 2.4 miles away.</p>
<p>I can slam dance, tap dance and break dance while simultaneously whistling Dixie and Beethoven’s 5th symphony.</p>
<p>Last night I made a gourmet meal fit for kings out of a can of beets, some pepper spray, and a fresh road-killed platypus.</p>
<p>After an avalanche in the Himalayas, I saved a Tibetan High Priest from certain death by performing a brain transplant using a frozen spoon.
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