WordPress.com Forums » Tag: jokes - Recent Posts http://en.forums.wordpress.com/tags/jokes WordPress.com Forums » Tag: jokes - Recent Posts en Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.1-alpha-2539 humourworld on "Lots of puns" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/lots-of-puns#post-960190 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:18:15 +0000 humourworld 960190@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Load of puns for you to enjoy.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/29/once-a-pun-a-time-2/

]]> humourworld on "Two short jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/two-short-jokes-1#post-954971 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:31:58 +0000 humourworld 954971@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ More humour folks.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/22/short-jokes/

]]> humourworld on "One liner jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/one-liner-jokes-2#post-954965 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:30:26 +0000 humourworld 954965@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Enjoy the humour.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/one-liners-4/

]]> humourworld on "One liner jokes" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/one-liner-jokes-1#post-937163 Sun, 08 Jul 2012 20:36:36 +0000 humourworld 937163@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Please enjoy the humour.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/07/08/one-liners-3/

]]> rooktopia on "Pun-tastic titles - a good idea?" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/pun-tastic-titles-a-good-idea#post-928632 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 16:42:21 +0000 rooktopia 928632@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Geez, nothing good is going to come out of this thread. You should all be pun-ished.

]]> sozofia on "Pun-tastic titles - a good idea?" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/pun-tastic-titles-a-good-idea#post-928352 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 06:56:45 +0000 sozofia 928352@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ It's all subject-ive though... :o)

]]> raincoaster on "Pun-tastic titles - a good idea?" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/pun-tastic-titles-a-good-idea#post-928282 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 04:46:37 +0000 raincoaster 928282@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Puns are positively title-ating!

]]> idleemma on "Pun-tastic titles - a good idea?" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/pun-tastic-titles-a-good-idea#post-927633 Thu, 28 Jun 2012 15:51:23 +0000 idleemma 927633@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ I'd say stick with the puns. I love a good pun.

]]> sozofia on "Pun-tastic titles - a good idea?" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/pun-tastic-titles-a-good-idea#post-927505 Thu, 28 Jun 2012 13:31:05 +0000 sozofia 927505@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ I love a pun.

I try to put them in as many of my blog posts as I can.

e.g. http://sozofia.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/cycle-path-ic-tendencies/

But is that a bad idea? Does the lack of SEO and the fact that it's not always 100% clear what the post is about mean that I will get fewer readers?

(And even if that's the case, am I better off sticking with the readers who enjoy my rubbish puns?!)

]]> humourworld on "One liner jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/one-liner-jokes#post-925737 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:33:59 +0000 humourworld 925737@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ A few one liners for you to enjoy.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/06/26/one-liners-2/

]]> ardpete on "Two short jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/two-short-jokes#post-903121 Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:30:15 +0000 ardpete 903121@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Thought these were jokes about midgets :( disappointed.

]]> roughseasinthemed on "Two short jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/two-short-jokes#post-901390 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:19:29 +0000 roughseasinthemed 901390@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Your jokes are seriously funny :D

]]> humourworld on "Two short jokes." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/two-short-jokes#post-901340 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:28:23 +0000 humourworld 901340@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Two funny short jokes.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/2-short-jokes/

]]> hnsaifi on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-866982 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:54:44 +0000 hnsaifi 866982@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her :D

]]> redshirtfalcon on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-852830 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:02:54 +0000 redshirtfalcon 852830@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

*ba-dum tish*

]]> tabeerkanwal on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-852019 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:56:30 +0000 tabeerkanwal 852019@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ An Arab saw a very sexy girl in a bar. He sent her an expensive bottle of whisky.
She looked at the bottle and sent a note:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, 50 millions in bank and 7 inches in your pant."
The man replied,
"I've four Mercedes and have got over 120 millions in the bank, BUT give my bottle back because just for you, I'll never cut off the three extra inches."

]]> hnsaifi on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-851025 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:30:15 +0000 hnsaifi 851025@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ The below mentioned act is performed by the highly trained persons and qualified professionals, so please don't try this at home.
.........
Study........... :)

]]> tabeerkanwal on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-849344 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 15:55:33 +0000 tabeerkanwal 849344@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!

The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

]]> jessielansdel on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-842627 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:10:54 +0000 jessielansdel 842627@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ 1st Drunk "What have you got in that sack?'
2nd Drunk " Hedgehogs"
1st Drunk "If I can guess how many hedgehogs in the sack, will you give me one?"
2nd Drunk "If you guess right I'll give you both of 'em"

]]> tabeerkanwal on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-842551 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 09:55:00 +0000 tabeerkanwal 842551@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Student: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher I agree but it's the lowest mark I could give you.

]]> insy111 on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-838888 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:35:42 +0000 insy111 838888@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Lol double LOL :)

]]> humourworld on "A new blog could you have a look." http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/a-new-blog-could-you-have-a-look#post-834440 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:32:42 +0000 humourworld 834440@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ This is a new blog jokes and humour and if you would have a look at it and let me know what you think of it please.

http://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/

]]> jessielansdel on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-833328 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 13:45:36 +0000 jessielansdel 833328@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Man in court- 'As God is my judge your honour, I am not guilty'

Judge- 'He isn't, I am, you are......ten years'

]]> jserena on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-833300 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:17:16 +0000 jserena 833300@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

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]]> timethief on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-831709 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:19:58 +0000 timethief 831709@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ @invisiblemikey
Hilarious!

]]> ardpete on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-831671 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:20:36 +0000 ardpete 831671@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ I don't get it.

]]> hnsaifi on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-831659 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:09:50 +0000 hnsaifi 831659@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ I wish I were able to shot it.
Today when I was taking bath a sparrow bird happened to come into the bathroom. She (or maybe he not sure lol :D) started making noise on the shade of the window. It looked as she was trying to lift something heavy or desperately in fact offensively beaking something hard. I thought there would be a wall lizard there, that's why I didn't bother to see up upon the window. Cause I didn't want to have nausea seeing a wounded lizard.(Eeeh) So I keep her away from there but she came again. I flew her away and she came back. This happened 4 or 5 times. I was much curious at her strange behavior. And I thought she to be a naughty bird who came to see me. After taking bath I saw what was there on the shade of window, I saw a pocket mirror was there up upon the window and she was probably kissing herself. :) lol.

]]> dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-830926 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:56:50 +0000 dribblingpensioner 830926@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Poem: A mind in limbo.

http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/poem-mind-in-limbo/#respond

]]> dribblingpensioner on "Dribbling Pensioners Showcase" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/dribbling-pensioners-showcase-2#post-830189 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:51:37 +0000 dribblingpensioner 830189@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ Outrageous wedding dresses ( photos )

http://dribblingpensioner.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/outrageous-wedding-dresses-photos/#more-3994

]]> dovesgold on "Joke of the day!" http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/joke-of-the-day-1/page/2#post-829906 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:07:56 +0000 dovesgold 829906@http://en.forums.wordpress.com/ This is an hilarious look at men as meatballs -
http://naesnest.me/2012/02/28/meatballs-soak-among-us/

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