Now that I've had a few minutes to simmer down and stop swearing like Cartman...
I'm interested in the paid upgrade *if* the upgrade eliminates the ads. And if I can get past the white space issue and other glitches.
If there is no escape from ads, I have enough know-how to stay afloat with the WordPress.org software, once I could get it on a host. Right now my ISP is Comcast, and I don't know if they have PHP, etc. (This option is way off topic, I know this is the .com forum, just thinking out loud.)
I'm changing my status from WordImpressed to WordDepressed. I hope a cheap and sensible option for avoiding ads is made available soon. If not, ads are the #1 Deal Killer for me. I spend enough time obsessing over my layout, without having Google &#@<ing it up behind my back.