Thanks Peeps. Glad you got the giggles...way Not shy...learned Lots since using a puter since 1991, have a blog one year old next month...found Google when they had only 40,000 websites (lol, every techie I told said: "What's google, why do you talk funny"), it's just the Freakn: CODEX.
No words to say HOW MUCH I HATE that thing....
Step 1: download --doesn't say how, where, from what
Step 2: ZIP...ah, the bane of my life...I ZIP, but it won't, it says "files in Temp file may need blah blah blah...
But: there IS NO TEMP file, Nada Squat, there's nothing to find, I've searched EVERY inch of my puter...it's a trick...they're doing it to me personally, they musta put a camera in here, so they could watch while I go bonkers...techies hafta get their jollies where they can....
Then there's the "little" matter of: php --or http://ftp...lord knows, can't find/figure out either one. Maybe I have bad breath, bad hair...I dunno...IF: Collin or Sulz can tell me how to un-ZIP a zipperless file --or translate the freakn CODEX into actual English, well...you can choose any spice you want, except vanilla beans, or I could tell you which bottled water in your area is screened to international standards, your choice...otherwise: I'll use the hideous template that came with the Host site, or just shoot myself, for wasting all this time, money on something that can't be done.... Now that I've explained my dilema: can either of you solve/help it? I found THE most beautiful template I've ever seen and got a second blog here, on WP, to prepare, because it said it was only available on WP, so.... (Yup, I have a host, but he ain't sexy.)
(Hey Sulz! Did you see the TIME of your post??? Kewl --Did you do that on purpose!?)