I'm stunned. your dub is gorgeous! I also see that you're only about 30 miles down the road from me!
Anyhoo, with Chaotic Soul you could do it by changing
.postmetadata a { font-weight: bold; }
to
.postmetadata a {display: none;}
Daydream - this is a little strange. I looked at your blog and you have a static page with no posts that will show the "no comments".
Because you're a fellow south coaster, and I'm in a good mood, here's how to modify Sunburn to get rid of the No Comments:
Go to the theme folder - WPcontent -> Themes, find the sunburn theme and open "index.php" in a text editor. Notepad will do. NOT MSWORD!
Find the line
<div class="comment_link"><?php comments_popup_link('No Comments', '1 Comment', '% Comments'); ?></div>
and delete it. Save and re-upload it and yer done. :)