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  1. plasticdaffodils
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    Paul's twin looked at him strangely and said, "This has gotten too weird for me," and slammed the door in Paul's face. Paulput away his Ice Age collectibles and continued down the street, still looking for his cup of sugar, when suddenly...

  2. A small blue clown car with orange polka dots pulled up beside Paul.
    Amongst the 20 or so people who escaped the car, one was immediately, recognizable to Paul, through the melee of rainbow suspenders and fake glitter hair --- it was Harry.

    "So...Harry," Paul said while still looking for his cup-o-sugar, " I sure like your new floppy boots... but where have you been?".......

  3. necrotichijinks
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    And then Paul fainted. Harry carried him to the nearest hotel, tied him to a chair and put a box of dynamite underneath. Harry lit the fuse and ran out of the building as fast as he could. As he was driving away, Harry heard a loud...

  4. squeek. "Squeek?" he pondered to himself. He looked in his rearview mirror to check on the building, only to find backseat full of...

  5. Underwears. Yes, apparently the laundry girl had been storing Pauls underwears in the backseat of Harry's car for years. He had forgot that he would often give Pauls Laundry girl a ride to the laundrymat every second thursday of the month. He wept at this tragedy. All he could do now was....

  6. necrotichijinks
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    ...die.

    Harry had left too much dynamite in the hotel and the blast was big enough to reach his car. And so the laundry girl was left all alone.

  7. alone for ever ....Alone the great time in bewteen her part-time job as a bum street fight promoter, and a Democrat...

  8. So she committed herself to death by plunging herself headfirst into the...

  9. the river where she used to go for picnics with Paul.

    Just when we thought it was all over...

  10. An inter-dimensional time warp suddenly opened in the river. She was sucked in and found herself in...

  11. the planets of booger-people..

  12. As she walked in this world she was pushing the stroller of her child, who suspiciously
    looked like Paul's twin. She noticed pieces of colored handkerchiefs, glitter hair from
    clown wigs and a big floppy boot falling from the sky. "That Explosion" she thought.
    Just then she was hit in the forehead with underwear, just like the ones she washed for...
    "Oh My", she thought.
    Somewhere in the distance, a radio was playing "It's raining men".....

  13. necrotichijinks
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    ... and the song gave her an idea. She wasn't happy about getting hit by so many falling objects, so she cried out "Let's do the time warp again!" And suddenly she was...

  14. dead, a sad song played in the background. Vultures circled overhead. Her story was all but..

  15. boring. And her spirit started cursing the people from 'off topic - wordpress' for not letting her die peacefully.

  16. necrotichijinks
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    And then she descended into Hell, where she met...

  17. Henry the VIII (8th) and the ghosts of his six wives. The laundry girl gasped as she looked the spitting image of Catharine of Aragon.

    "Why do I look like you?" She said.

    Catharine laughed and replied...

  18. "At least you don't have six fingers like Anne, over there...So you like lentil soup?.....

  19. "LENTIL SOUP!?" She scream, "Do I look like I come from a poor family? I'll have a Big Mac meal from McDonalds yeah?!"

    The room went silent...

  20. "We are strictly Burger King eaters here" shouted Henry.

    He then reached into his jacket pocket and produced a massive.....

  21. necrotichijinks
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    ... grill. Henry explained that, like at Burger King, everything had to be flame broiled in Hell. So if she wasn't going to eat anything flame broiled, she was going to be flame broiled. This made her decision easy and she immediately declared...

  22. "I'm just gonna head up to purgatory to have some French toast."

    " Bah!" said Henry "The IHOP in purgatory doesn't allow maple syrup and the only powdered sugar is made with Nutrasweet. I'd take you the diner on the next level, but they won't let me out of here until I produce an heir."
    "Say what do you think of this paper crown I am wearing?"

  23. "What paper crown?" Satan himself said, Henry felt like a fool, obviously the crown had burned the moment he walked into hell.

    He sat and began crying..

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