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  1. yourpaljason
    Member

    Bwahahahahaha what a good trick! How many people tried to eat their computer screen? Oh man, I've still got it! After a week off for no apparent reason, I am back. Yes, I have a new post too. I hope you'd like to read about my thoughts on Lil Wayne and my battle rap response to his imminent diss track. http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/jase-on-lil-wayne/ Be prepared for a new edition of Ask Jason as well. Next couple of days, I prom. I love you Jasonites. Subscribe/participate today and become a member of the exclusive legion of Jasonites and earn a pass to worship at the Jasonic Temple! Weeehooo!!! (Those last two sentences would be printed across the screen in flashing neon colors if this post were really an infomercial.)

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  2. coinspinner
    Member

    So there aren't any tacos?

  3. yourpaljason
    Member

    I'm sorry I broke Christmas.

  4. brainforthought
    Member

    Hey guys. I'm here for my free taco and...hey what the hell?! It's a trap! (Dart to the neck as the walls close in).

    Good to have you back, Jason.

  5. yourpaljason
    Member

    Welcome to my taco trap. I'm glad you stopped by. Taco trap sounds like a great nickname for something I won't mention here.

  6. mosesfolliville
    Member

    Stop stop stop! stop luring us in with free tacos. it just hurts when I cant get any.

  7. yourpaljason
    Member

    How about some digital tacos? I don't know how else to help, it's the least I can do. I'm really sorry that I did this to all of you.

  8. alanschuyler
    Member

    This appears to be a terribly sad joke. We do not joke about tacos.

    Next time Mr. Pal Jason (if that is your real name) please show proper respect to the taco. Try luring unsuspecting people into this fast-food web of deceit with more appropriate enticements like "Free Viagra" or "Free Nigerian Lottery Winnings I Have to Share."
    Do not sully the taco, sir.

  9. lafemmeroar
    Member

    I'm hankering for some potato tacos myself ...

  10. yourpaljason
    Member

    Potato tacos? I've never heard of such a thing.

  11. lafemmeroar
    Member

    You don't know the yumminess you're missing!

  12. yourpaljason
    Member

    Yo waz up dudes and dudettes! Just wanted to let you guys know that I have a new post up. If you like it, don't be shy to participate in it next week. Participation is what this category of my posts lives on. Check it out, chek it oot, Cheg idout

    http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/2011/07/17/ask-jason-pro-wrestling-is-real/

  13. yourpaljason
    Member

    Here's something brand new: http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/2011/07/18/the-zombie-shopper/

  14. yourpaljason
    Member

    Since I started writing in May, Your Pal Jason has received all sorts of positive reviews. Check put what the critics are saying and leave a review of your own!

    http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/critical-acclaim/

  15. coinspinner
    Member

    I just wanted to stop by & let you know I had some tasty shrimp tacos today.

    Much better than the imaginary ones you've been serving...

  16. ardpete
    Member

    Imaginary? I'll have you know he sends them out via fed-ex!

  17. yourpaljason
    Member

    Yeah coinspinner, everyone else got their tacos! Yours must have been lost in the mail. I'm sooo sorry to inconvenience you. But if you are interested in some tacos, maybe you should run to the grocery store. Woah, wait, what a coincidence! My most recent post is about grocery shopping! http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/2011/07/23/jase-on-grocery-shopping/

  18. yourpaljason
    Member

    Send me your questions for the next Ask Jason. Here is the most recent one!

  19. yourpaljason
    Member

    Oooofths, me dumbs! http://yourpaljason.wordpress.com/2011/08/04/ask-jason-ralphman-returns/

  20. yourpaljason
    Member

    Hi! Why don't you stop by and check out my latest posts! I tell you about my visit to the rodeo and give an example of the dangers of wearing your favorite sweatpants after you lose the drawstrings. You won't regret it. That is, unless you spend so much time on my blog that you miss your dentist appointment.

  21. yourpaljason
    Member

    Now that I'm a world traveler, I extend an invitation to you to come check out my latest grand voyage: my trip to the county fair! I promise you at least three chuckles.

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