Here is the copy Google had in its cache:
There is war in Iraq; there are thousands of people displaced by floods and earthquakes. So to what did the talking heads on the national news devote precious airtime last night?
Tiger Woods’ fucking knee surgery.
Honestly, does anyone really give a shit about this, other than Tiger and his immediate family and friends? Obviously I don’t wish the guy any harm - but do we really need, as a nation, to hear about it?
It reminds me of back in the 80s, when I was a kid watching Live Aid and I was SO excited to see U2’s performance - which was then interrupted by news of Ronald Reagan’s colon polyps, reported in excruciating detail. Two words - justifiable homicide.
And anyway, golf is a bullshit “sport” anyway. Sure, I used to go the driving range as a teenager and whack at a bucket of balls, but to devote thousands of acres of prime real estate and even more countless thousands of dollars to the hitting and following and hitting again and following again of some little white ball? Elitist, pompous, self-important white-guy bullshit.