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  1. oh, for god sake, just knock him over the head with a brick.

  2. A brick, or cinder block?
    A brick may not damage enough....

  3. ah, yes, where misunderstandings can arise. Apologise. I would say no firebricks for ceramic ovens, they are like dry bread...so... well. Maybe a simple, plain, ordinary and non-scientific rock (granite is good) might just do the trick. The ends justify the means, so anything with the density of a rock or above, about the size of a pillow. That would be my suggestion.

  4. I wouldn't do that - he's 6 foot tall and kills the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his Uranus.

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  6. Now where's that pillow sized brick when you need it.....

  7. I used to have a brick hard pillow. As if that were of any help...

  8. Hello everyone. How are we doing all doing today?

  9. The key word I would have you know is hey!,to come in with a full blown hello at this stage in the conversation is most unfortunate, however if you can come up with a suitable torture for Mel Gibson your impertinence will be overlooked.

  10. Agreed. Saying hello is a complete breech of etiquette concerning this topic.

    Make Mel Gibson become legal guardian for Brittney Spears.

  11. LOL@ gentledove and xtap.

    Would a "yo" be proper etiquette for this thread? Not necessarily a gangsta rap "yo" either, I'm thinking more of a Sly Stallone "Hey, yo, Adrian, whaddaya gonna do? Apollo wants to fight me you know?"

  12. Torture for Mel Gibson - ah, sweet thought. The brick-pillow is a tiny bit gauche, I confess.
    xtap59's suggestion is delightfully subtle yet holds true terror. Any in a position to effect it would be gracefully accepted.
    What about duct-taping him to a comfy chair and force him to watch well made, thoughtful, intelligent and well researched sience documentaries? That would do his addled brain in.

  13. Why do that when "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" still exists? It's the Mel Gibson nightmare in the same way that Leonard Part VII was to Bill Cosby.

  14. You see, that is a film. It is not real.

    See the diffrence?

  15. @kstafford Ah yo has hit [inadvertedly it's true] upon the ultimate torture Bill Cosby singing I,m dreaming of a white christmas on an old 78, they designed micky mouse's ears on him you know, that was before he changed his skin colour.

  16. "What about duct-taping him to a comfy chair and force him to watch well made, thoughtful, intelligent and well researched sience documentaries? That would do his addled brain in."

    Without subtitles.....

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