Funny, you don't sound sorry.
You came here to ask how to initiate a spam program. You asked in ALL CAPS, with excruciating punctuation and grammar errrors, identifying yourself as an author.
Yes, we can answer the question. No, we prefer not to. You say It is always easier to be bellicose, offended and critical, about something as tiny as caps lock rather than to be empathetic about someone trying to learn something. This attitude is a national disease.
I'm not a diagnostician, but I can say this is symptomatic of a disease: the disease of arrogance. For one thing, I believe I can identify at least four separate countries represented in the replies here. For another, it's actually more challenging to be humorously insulting than it is to be thoughtlessly ungrammatical.
Have an administrator discontinue this question if you like or continue to disparage me as you wish.
I'll take Door Number Two.