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  1. tongthong
    Member

    When I put you up higher , you don't want, well I have to bring you down to level ( 1 ) One ! that way anybody can pool , trick you or cheating you but you never know it , when you found out , it is too late, you are already dig a hole :) :)

    So you want One - I wll put you exactly level One ( 1 ) back to the way we were before :) :) all gold towns sold to foriegners , illigal immigration :) !!!!

    Simple & short

  2. raincoaster
    Member

    How about you put yourself back offline?

  3. tongthong
    Member

    Hehehh ! hell knows my love !! I am sicken tired of writing to these weirdos who don't understand a word I said, they only understand how to chop and kill that is it ..other then that ????

  4. thesacredpath
    Staff

    This is a support forum for bloggers hosted at wordpress.com, head over to facebook.

  5. raincoaster
    Member

    DON'T SEND IT OVER THERE!

    Call the exorcist or something.

    It's like a phone conversation with William S. Burroughs, only if Burroughs were not only drunk and high but also really, really dim, too.

  6. justjennifer
    Member

    I'm calling GhostBusters!

    (You know, by my last count, there are about 9 active moderators/staff/key masters around.)

  7. justjennifer
    Member

    Well, that was interesting. Modlook tag removed and thread moved from support to offtopic rather than being deleted? Hm....

  8. kstafford
    Member

    You go those curious streets.

    1 (one) time in life just for in. Take people see amazing thing glow. What? Why because? Domestic beer spills face over cheese.

    ********************

    This, folks, is why it's important to put the 4-foot water bong down inbetween hits and wait a good 10 minutes or so before starting a discussion thread.

    But of course, we've seen such poetic greatness before:

    http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/street?replies=7

  9. raincoaster
    Member

    We've gone from street to clouds. Welcome to upward mobility.

    I think moving it to Off Topic is an indication that the powers that be have respect for the comic genius inherent in this madness. It's rare we get something more entertaining than Penguin trying to drum up hits or some stumblebum trying to paste javascript or spam timeshares or something.

  10. justjennifer
    Member

    g*ds-kstafford, my head is now reeling from bad Chinglish (that's not</stong> an oxymoron btw) Glad to know our mods got RESPECT. Will probably confuse the poster none-the-less. :->

  11. justjennifer
    Member

    HA HA-another sign I need to go find a bigger rock to hide under today. Sorry for the unclosed ...wait a minute...it IS closed?

  12. fracas
    Member

    Found in reply to another of tongthong's comments (in another thread):

    raincoaster: Do you just cut up newspapers and pull the words at random? How effective is that?

    fracas: Bwahahahaha

  13. kstafford
    Member

    While re-reading the original post, I find myself imagining "Travis" from Taxi Driver standing in front of the mirror reciting those words as if they were epic. Quite scary. I've alreted Jodi Foster.

  14. xtap59
    Member

    Justjennifer - "

    I'm calling GhostBusters!

    (You know, by my last count, there are about 9 active moderators/staff/key masters around.)
    "

    Aim for the flat top!

  15. raincoaster
    Member

    You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here.

  16. babaliciou5
    Member

    Here come the weekend fever, folks!
    Take cover ! ! !

  17. thesacredpath
    Staff

    If it isn't upgrades, it's spammers.

  18. raincoaster
    Member

    PENGUINS!

  19. dlager
    Member

    there once was a poet named tongthong
    He had in his heart a song song.
    he'll take you up higher
    cauze he ain't no liar
    he sounds like hes smoking from a bong bong.

    simpleton, short.

  20. alegna75
    Member

    *giggles maniacally*

  21. lettershometoyou
    Member

    @dlager -

    brilliant! I love limericks so much.

  22. justjennifer
    Member

    Putting her hands together for dlager-Bravo.a!

  23. dlager
    Member

    thanks. If i could only use my powers for the purposes of good.

  24. boblets
    Member

    ..then the middle east would be an oasis of calm. ;-)

  25. 79sparrows
    Member

    This is the funniest thing i've seen on wordpress so far.

  26. justjennifer
    Member

    Then you've missed the good ones.

  27. dlager
    Member

    Thats cause "The Man" deletes the good ones.

  28. kstafford
    Member

    dlager - don't know how I missed that - but that was a poem of epic and utter brilliance. I tip my hat to you. Well done!

  29. gentledove
    Member

    There once was a tongthong in sing sing
    who could make his song rise on a bird's wing
    but to take you up higher
    ['cause he was only a trier]
    the bong bong would need be the real thing

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