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If You Were Hitler?
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we do have a whole thread devoted to letting you post your latest blog post
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and...I didnt read your post but I'll just assume your asking this question seriously. So, if I was Hitler I'd realize what I was doing was wrong, try to set everything straight and kill myself
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I'd shave my mustache, move to Japan, and insist that Hirohito grant me several personal Geisha that I could "blitz" at will.
You know, all Hitler needed to chill out was his own Yoko Ono. Imagine (no pun intended), then we'd be lambasted with crappy Hitler/Ono sitar music albums rather than his racist ramblings.
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I'd run into a knife.
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Haha @ kstafford.
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You vill obtain rollerblades or be shot all of you, effryvun who vill not gliden in ze vind unt sing einen Yoko Ono song vill be exterminated.
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@gentledove mi no hablo espanol :P
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If I were Hitler I'd go back in time and kill myself.
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Taking this in another direction.....
I'd have moved on Benelux and France right after Poland's fall in late '39, and then launched Barbarosa in '40 instead of '41. Definitely would have tried to reach Moscow before first frost and not gotten so tangled up on my right flank if at all possible.
I'da lso have built some longer range strategic bombers, and not focused so much of the Kriegsmarine on "pocket Battleships."
Who am I kidding...I'd just run around the Reichstag doing my Das Boat impression yelling "ALARM!!!!!!"
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You're just a Monday Morning Führer, K-staff.
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I prefer the term "armchair Fuhrer"...and one too technologically challenged to type an umlaut correctly at that. :-)
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Kstafford
your whole game plan is doomed.
You are going to run out of oil and you your oily mustache tells you so
Screw Moscow for now, take everyone south and get those oil fields.
No oil, no production. Its Russian oil or bust. -
Onward to Romania! :-)
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The Monday Morning Führer sits in an armchair, you know. You get to be both. Attempted world domination and megalomania was never so easy.
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Anyone who calls einen langsamspielenplatter einen LP vill be shot
all schweinenhunds vill be shot
Villiam Shakespeare vill be dug up unt shot -
hehe/// i would not have done whatever he did so hitler wouldnt be hitler if i was hitler... hahahahha...
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@ Gentledove: I think yours is my favorite. :P
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skrahyb vill be shot
Sulz-shot
lettershometoyou-shot
aw1923 did not come to visit me in prison in 1923 unt helfen me to write Meine campf-shot
hevryvun else on this sread-shot
Vordpress-shot -
Kermit von Frog - shot for his love of filthy swine.
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Haha. Bush, Jesse McCartney, Britney Spears, and Ben Stiller should be added to the list.
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you're really not that gentle a dove, are you?
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She is soft of feather
but her peck is sharp
she kicked the pianist
while she played her harp
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lettershome-shot again
Michael Jackson-shot
schweinenhorses-shot :) -
She said she was gentle, a dove
A woman with poems to love
She took out her gun
So away we did to run
In a panic when push came to shove -
:o my bullets are only dangerous if they hit
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gentle dove, our poet with a machine gun.
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If I were Hitler I would have tried again to get into that art school.
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Blimey my avatar looks like Hitler without his stosh HELP I'm Hitler :(
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If I were Hitler, I heard he the type cannot erect one... then how to be him?
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If I were Hitler, I would have tried harder to be a part of The Beach Boys.
aw1923
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gentledove
wbrinegar
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