Actually, the correct name for the continent as seen from this perspective is actually 'Yurp'.
I remember a revealing conversation I had with a woman from Idaho when I was on a field trip in California once.
'I've often thought about visiting Yurp,' she said. 'But I just don't know how you cope with all those funny languages, all that funny food and all that funny money.'
'It's tricky, but we just do our best,' I replied.
Uncannily enough, Idaho has somehow never featured in my own travel plans since that day. But I'm sure it's lovely.
As it happens, I was living in Switzerland, at the time.
'Oh, Switzerland. How lovely!' said another delegate. 'I've always wanted to visit Stockholm.'
Yurp. It's such a crazy place, really it is...