Ok, here's my honest solicited feedback:
The Background - it's too busy and distracts from the actual content of your blog. Also, I had a hard time seeing where your links were for older content, etc. Sometimes, less is more.
Content - Include more original work and less aggregated content. If you're going to include pictures, I don't think they need to be as big as they are - they swallow the whole post. You don't have to give away your life details, but find a way to allow your readers to personally connect with you. I thought your post about the contacts was funny and allowed me to relate to you. It actually took me a few minutes to see there was a "continue reading" link below the snippets, I thought the snippets were the whole thing.
Tone - Be careful with sarcasm in written content. Sometimes your tone comes off like actual anger/being a dick, which is not what I think you're going for. Keep the sarcasm by all means, but work it in with some lighter stuff so that people actually understand your tone.
Posts - If you want people to read more often, post more often. Shoot for at least a couple of times a week. Keep a little notebook with you during the day or use your phone to write down funny situations you come across. Trust me, you probably won't remember otherwise and you'll be glad for the inspiration when you have writer's block.