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Kevin Bacon vs Bigfoot

  1. Who would you pick to win in a street fight (if Kevin has a bat)?

  2. Christopher Walken would bitch-slap both of them, and then violate Bigfoot and Kevin Bacon with the baseball bat. :)

  3. My Chuck Norris trumps your Christopher Walken.

  4. NOTHING trumps Christopher Walken. Does Chuck Norris bring about the end of all Creation? Does Chuck Norris have an unforgettable love scene with Viggo Mortensen? Does Chuck Norris read the Three Little Pigs and bring out the terror within the children's story? Come to think of it, CAN Chuck Norris read?

  5. I gotta give it to you Walken sounds like a shoe in; however, Kevin Bacon... by the looks of Footloose stands a chance against any formidable opponent. I say Kevin brings hope the Bacon!

  6. He may....I mean I do like people with the fabulous first name of "Kevin." :)

    Rain makes the case for Walken better than I could. I know she secretly harbors some jealousy over the whole Viggo thing, so her proclamation in favor of Walken carries even more weight. :)

  7. You have to be joking Rain... Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Christopher Walken. There is no-one tougher...

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to read, he makes Christopher Walken read for him.

  8. but Walken's a dancer - he can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Plus he's from New York and has never appeared in an episode of "Walker: Texas Ranger" - two things which scream "toughness" to me. :)

  9. Know what this thread needs?

    MORE COWBELL!

  10. I got a fever....for the Cow-Bell!

  11. Ding-a-Ding-Ding!

  12. Bigfoot would win.
    And then Chuck Norris would come running in and roundabout kick Bigfoot out of the picture.

  13. Rosie O'Donnell would kick all their asses.

  14. ^^^ I think you mean "lick" rather than "kick" - and only if they were covered with a nice honey-glazed or sugar-based sauce. :)

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