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  1. egg because I decided to make myself some oreos, which Canada doesn't have. This is one of the things I ranted about in my blog, along with their obsesion with leaves and...

  2. ungabungagirlw
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    and, and, oh, I just couldn't think about it anymore. I had to make my escape mentally and physically so I bought a one way ticket to Tahiti.

  3. Upon boarding the plane to Tahiti my life-time supply of Oreo cookies (which were bought in Canada) spilled to the ground. The gate agent was aghast at the chocolatey wonders rolling all over the airport floor. She told me ...

  4. to hand over every single oreo cookie that I had amassed over the past year like a squirell storing nuts for the hard winter to come. Only one oreo vender in Tahiti existed, which priced the delacasies outrageously, so I couldn't allow for the gate agent to take my cookies. To prevente her from taking them, I started shouting "BOMB. THE GATE AGENT HAS A BOMB" which caused....

  5. everyone in the place to start running. Being as my oreos were on the floor, every single oreo got crushed. I stood there agasp staring at my beloved oreos.....

  6. Oh well, I thought. They're just Oreos. Besides, I had secretly decided on a life of wellness. My unhealthful mother wouldn't keep me down forever! Besides, I knew I could always buy more.

    I thought everything would really be fine, but then I was tackled by security forces when other passengers pointed to me as the one who had been screaming. I hit the floor and....

  7. hurt my head so bad that I was in a coma for a few hours , I woke up to see the Gate Agent looking at me with a mean face I could tell she was angry because of the Oreos she pointed her finger at me and......

  8. told me to get into the full body scanner. She informed me that she wanted to check for Oreo Cookies nestled deep in my body. I was flush with embarrassment ...

  9. I said, "you know what? Screw you guys!" I took my ball and left. And used my new Iphone4 to look up cruise destinaitions. Fate just didnt want me to board that plane. I could play fate, Russian roulette was my specialty. So....

  10. I took the train and dipped my Oreos in my skimmed milk as I listened to the radio talking about the plane crash incident.

  11. I look around me to make sure noone will take my oreos and I see a tall man looking at me and at the oreos I'm very protective over my oreos I looked back and....

  12. suddenly the oreo from my hand was gone! Glancing everywhere with confusion, I pulled out my magic wand and stunned the poor wizard who had tried to use an invisibility spell and...

  13. Disappeared into my magic portal, escaping to the Bahamas. Once there, I...

  14. quickly shed my fake seal skin parka, which I needed to keep warm in the frigid climate of the arctic/canadian tundra. The locals gave me a refreshing drink in the shape of a coconut with some questionable contents inside. I couldnt wait to.........

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