Bleh! Totally didn't think you were kidding about the court order part... I was just trying to make the difficulty slightly humorous.
I must have misunderstood your initial reply, so sorry about that!
It's nothing serious - just slightly annoying that I can't manage my direct followers (while ironically trying to get traffic onto my site!!) It's just a little frustrating to have a wish that someone would stop penalizing me for my off-work-time hobby and find their own ;-)
Well... at least it's all grammatically correct! Thanks for your help, guys! If ever there is a remedy that you discover, please remember me!