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  1. The person you marry might be different from the person you'd really want to have sex with, touch, or fantasize about.
    Who might that person(s) be?

    I'll start: I really wanna lay Keanu Reaves. He looks like he'd be great in bed. But I might marry someone like boring old George Clooney.

  2. nah ah

  3. If you don't marry someone you want to have sex with - while longing to have sex with others - I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that's a recipe for disaster.

  4. Keanu Reaves?

  5. I always wanted to have sex with someone like Nuno Bettencourt. And I'm married to a nuno-bettencourty guy! I think I'm lucky.

    Guys with long hair... Gosh, their irresitable. So exotic.

  6. Ah, perhaps we're only talking famous folks then? Okay, I'll play along.

    Kelly Hu or Reon Kadena.

  7. I know Kelly Chan, and R. Kelly. But not Kelly Hu.

  8. I'd post links, but I wouldn't wish to offend.

    Kelly Hu is an American actress and former beauty pagent winner.

    Reon Kadena is a Japanese model - what I'd call an adult model as she frequently appears nude or semi-nude.

  9. Wow... And they're not with Vivid Entertainment?

  10. Naw, you just have to have a Vivid imagination.

  11. Oh! sure enough, i'd have to marry someone who is great in bed.
    Let me Clarify... Many men would not marry a porn star.... but they lust after them. If given the chance, most would have sex with them... but then they wouldn't take them to see their mother.... or maybe you would...?

    So let me try this again...
    I'd totally lay the awesome porn star, Julian. But I'd marry someone like my cute dentist.

  12. Do you 'marry' your dentist on bed? Evry1 knows it's not a good idea to deal with a dentist, esp at his/her most apt expertise.
    Oops ... sorry, do i sound too personal? Forgive the blurb of monkey, then.

  13. ok ok ok ok

  14. I'd lay myself (damn the slow scientific progress).

  15. Short arms, delta?

  16. It's rather the rigid back of mine.

  17. I can't believe that no one has pointed out that the dentist would be skilled at oral....

  18. But you'd need PAINKILLERS!

  19. rofl.

  20. I'd lay Paris Hilton. For the money, of course.

  21. Josh Groban. Now that's so sad that I'm crying. Really I am. Really....

  22. Jenna Jameson, anyone?

  23. Too obvious. ;-)

  24. Well, she might not be as rich as Paris, but you can write code for her to behave the way you want her to, delta. She's like Sandbox theme. Heheh...

  25. So Delta. Would you lay Paris if she was poor?

  26. Josh Groban is hawt though. Jenna Jameson is becoming a stick insect, however sandboxy she may be (litterbox, more like it).

  27. @mika: Nope. Where's the social tension?

  28. Sarah Silvermam is not to shabby.

  29. Hahahahah! And I think Kurt Cobain is not too... dead.

  30. Well, as to bed companion, I'd better have a Yetti than Sarah Silverman. That is if I had a bed...

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