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  1. Why Michael Jakson dead ?

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  3. Because his doctor thought it best?

    Career move?

  4. LOL! How many Michael Jackson threads are we going to have? Jeesh.

  5. So far this is the 3rd by my count.

  6. Why? Ah, a question of cosmic pertinence. Why indeed?

    Farrah Fawcett died the same day, a few hours sooner. She reached the Pearly Gates and God was there to meet her, excitedly shoving a long-suffering St Peter out of the way to shake the hand of the blonde bombshell.

    "Hi Farrah, I'm God! I'm your biggest fan!" he said, excitedly.

    "Gosh, God, that's terrific. I love my fans. Here, let me sign your toga..." she replied, whipping out a fountain pen. God giggled.

    "Farrah, I'm never going to wash this toga again! You've made me so happy, I'd like to grant you a wish. Anything you want, just tell me and I'll make it happen."

    "Gee, God, I guess I'd like for all the little children of the world to be safe."

    And WHAM! Just like that Michael Jackson died.

  7. pornstarbabylon
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    The funniest part is that Larry King interview video with Michael's "ghost" in the background. But turns out it might have been one of the many CNN crew that was in the house at the time.

  8. Now if that shadow "Moonwalked" then maybe I'd believe.

  9. Did you hear about that Michael Jackson duet with Elton John that they found never released audio for?

    Apparently it's called "Don't let your son go down on me."

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