Given that this thread started with:
"I want to represent all the new guys(and girls, of course :)) who recently became bloggers on this site. Since we don't have much experienced yet, older members should take a look at our blogs and recommend what we need to do to make it worth anyone's time. Tell us what they think about our blogs and all . ."
I assert as follows:
I want to represent all the not-so-new-but-still-relatively-inexperienced men and women (no children, of course :)) who not-so-recently became bloggers on this site.
Since we are, as had been previously stated, relatively inexperienced older members should give us backrubs... massaging our backs AND egos, buy us dinner and understand when we stand them up for a night out with our friends (you know, the ones the experienced bloggers don't like because they stare at them in creepy ways when no one is looking)
Oh, and dog-sit our cat when we're out of town...