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[Off-Topic] Hellboy's list of put-downs

  1. From http://lastbreath.wordpress.com/2006/08/10/useful-work-phrases/

    1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist [or you're special].

    3. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

    4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

    6. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

    7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

    8. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

    9. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    11. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

    13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

    14. How about never? Is never good for you?

    15. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me [or respect me].

    16. You sound reasonable … Time to up my medication.

    17. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

    18. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

    19. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

    20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

    21. My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

    22. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

    23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

    24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    25. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    26. Can’t you find enough reason to hang yourself, compare your talents with a donkey, then.

    27. Don’t argue with me, i know i am right.

    29. People are nice to you because you look wiser than your other psycho friends.

    30.Call me whenever you like, my cellphone is off 24/7.

    My own addition is:

    Frankly I'd like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse.

  2. Thank you. Are your forum blog posts stealable? I think I just found my next post's content...

    #25 is my fave, although #8 is my standard operating procedure.

  3. i've only read the first two and i think it's hilarious!

  4. defrostindoors
    Member

  5. TT knows what Hellboy is but not WonderWoman? Ok....

  6. @frosty
    tooo .... freaking much!

    @drmike
    I don't know anything about either one. I supplied the url these came from above.

  7. DrMike: Hellboy the blogger, not Hellboy by Mike Mignola :)

  8. Oh, sorry.

    What's actually scary is that the community college here has the run of Hellboy graphic novels.

    It's an interesting read.

  9. And the theme of these graphic novels would be?

  10. Ghostbusters but with a real demon as the ghostbuster. It's a bit more than that but I really need to get out of here tonight. Hellboy on wikipedia.

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