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Poor SPAMMERS are depressed....

  1. tragik007
    Member

    Akismet keeps filtering out these comments from my blog which just crack me up for some reason. I guess SPAMMERS are getting depressed. Anyone else get these?

    "I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen. My life’s been generally boring today. I haven’t gotten anything done recently. Look with me on this."

    "Not much on my mind , but such is life. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Whatever. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning. I just don’t have much to say lately. It’s not important.Come look at the other."

    "I just don’t have much to say. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but oh well. I haven’t been up to anything lately. My life’s been basically unremarkable. Basically not much notable going on these days.Fun, right."

  2. tragik007
    Member

    Just got another;

    "My life’s been completely bland. So it goes. I’ve just been letting everything wash over me these days.I want to love me."

  3. kstafford
    Member

    most of my spam is unintelligible gibberish. I never get anything interesting like that!
    :-)

  4. lettershometoyou
    Member

    Midst all that gunk lie some real gems. Besides the laughs, it's good for your blog to take a look in there from time to time.
    My most recent post tells why.

  5. raincoaster
    Member

    Why don't the spammers buy some cheap Prozac? I know where they can get some...

  6. lettershometoyou
    Member

    They're all out buying each other's Viagra.

  7. raincoaster
    Member

    And it doesn't work! No wonder they're depressed!

  8. kstafford
    Member

    well, at least they get the other side effects, like dizziness, shortness of breath, seeing colors, and nausea......I mean....um....er.......you know, if I knew what the side effects were....he he....yeah, that's the ticket. :-)

    Seriously though -just once I'd like to get this priapism side effect from something. It's almost like "warning: side effects could include your body thinking you are 17 again."

  9. abbydonkrafts
    Member

    I'm with you on that one. I got a shot one time and the doc warned me that it may make me hyper. On another visit, he asked if I had any side effects. I said no. He said that was good because most people do. I told him I wished I did get the side effect because I'd rather be wound up like a spring than be my usual no-energy self.

  10. raincoaster
    Member

    There's a shop down the street from me that sells Viagra ice cream. It's bright blue, but I asked and there's no "satisfaction guaranteed" alas.

  11. lettershometoyou
    Member

    abbydonkrafts, good thing the doc didn't prescribe suppositories. Last time that happened, I went back to my doctor and told him for all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my ass.

  12. raincoaster
    Member

    Badump-bump.

  13. lettershometoyou
    Member

    I do that a lot. I should stop.

  14. lettershometoyou
    Member

    Can't .... stop.... one-lining....

  15. nosysnoop
    Member

    I'm now getting a lot of how they are in credit card debt.

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