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What's the funniest spam comment you've gotten so far?

  1. BTW, my favorite of the 44 was this one:

    "Posts like this brighten up my day. Thanks for taknig the time."

    I like it because it was left on my post "House Fire Leaves Family of Seven Homeless." about my house burning down. Nice.

  2. I noticed the number of spam comments that I get is increasing too. I used to get none at all now it's a constant 2-3 every day for the last week...

    Funniest so far was a really long one:

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  3. "I enjoy you because of all of your effort on this site. Its been an motivation for me. I’ve passed this onto a friend of mine."

    Not funny until I read the source.

    agrandissement du pénis pilules "Penis enlargement pills" looks better when written in French.

  4. Mine have only been complimenting my blog, and then trying to sell me an Ipad. lol

  5. This was posted in my Definition of an acrostic poem - oh.

    "Hi all at jobryantnz.wordpress.com. What you thinking about chicken recipes? rnexample: rnApple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. rn 4 chicken breast halves rn rn salt and pepper rn 8 ounces sliced mushrooms rn 2 teaspoons olive oil rn 2 teaspoons butter rn 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados rn 4 green onions, chopped rn 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream rn 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried leaf thyme rn rnPreparation: rnFlatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat. Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. rnHave you else any ideas? recipes for chicken"
    :)

  6. I'm trying to work out the logic of alcohol free beer................... just do not understand why.............

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    Hilarious?

  8. momfog, they're trying to sell you a security system from Israel. it's pretty silly, it's just repeating itself.

  9. idiotphotographer
    Member

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    -The psychiatric term for this is "word salad", I believe.

  10. @thepurpledogpaintingblog wow, that's quite a username. Thanks for the info. So not hilarious, huh?

  11. LOL, feel free to call me purple or Virginia.

    "Word Salad" that's a great description, IP. :)

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    This started my day off right. I love a nonsensical compliment first thing in the morning.

  13. iammissindependant
    Member

    ive had over 150 spam comments since I started, but there is one in particular that keeps popping up

    "Dude this article is viagra to my bones!"

    sadly it keeps spamming my "Miss Slowpoke" Post that informs my readers of my short hiatus :(

  14. I don't get WHY so many spam comments make NO sense at all. What is the point?

  15. They didn't really leave a comment, it was more like a few random letters. However, it was a comment on my "Silly Excitement" post, from someone with Penis Enlargement in their name. HAHA

  16. becomingcliche
    Member

    A viagra salesperson accused my page of being "a little spammy."

  17. rememberthisstuff
    Member

    I've never had a spam comment, or any other kind of comment. But my blog is only two days old, so when I do I will post it here!

  18. Not a comment, a pingback on my post The Sweet Pickle Bus.

    Adult Blog
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    I swear there was nothing "Adult" about this post, despite its name. The pingback was was tagged mom date, girl movie. I shudder to think.

  19. wow your view on this topic is different for me. But still I respect everyone point of view, that’s what means discussion meaningful, and we can always learn new things from each other because of different perspective. best regards, Adam

    Discussion? Point of view? It was a Wordless Wednesday post.

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  21. I had an influx of spam comments over the last day for some reason. I don't mind because there are some great ones.

    You put the lime in the coconut and drink the arctile up.
    Free info like this is an apple from the tree of knwolgede. Sinful?
    For the love of God, keep wriintg these articles.
    If you wrote an artilce about life we’d all reach enlightenment.

    And my favorite spam comment of all time:

    Apparently this is what the esteemed Willis was talkin' 'bout. (isn't that awesome?!)

  22. I had to share this one:

    "The next time I learn a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I do know it was my option to read, however I truly thought youd have one thing fascinating to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you could repair should you werent too busy searching for attention."

  23. Like I am REALLY going to be inspired to visit their marketing site!!! NOT!!!

  24. @Momfog - I am SO glad you and Wills are on the same wavelength - whatever it is! LOL

  25. The very crux of your writing whilst sounding agreeable at first, did not sit well with me personally after some time. Someplace within the paragraphs you actually managed to make me a believer unfortunately only for a very short while. I nevertheless have got a problem with your jumps in logic and you would do nicely to help fill in all those gaps. In the event you can accomplish that, I would definitely be amazed.

    I promise to work on my "jumps in logic" and attempt to "fill in all those gaps" if he promises to work on his punctuation and not use the word "whilst."

  26. 'I questioned God for a bike, but I’m sure God doesn’t perform that way. So I stole a bike and questioned for forgiveness'

    Amazing. Made me laugh so much.

  27. It seems like I should spend more time reading my time reading some of those spam comments... I had no idea.

  28. I live in Australia. It is summer (nearly). It is HOT most days already.

    All the spam I am getting it about UGG BOOTS! WHY on earth would I be even tempted, when we are finding thongs too much footwear????

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    “Baby,” Humphries snaps again, “by time you have young children and they’re in school, no one will care about you.” . happy halloween"

    ^I don't what this has to do with anything! And celebrities are the last things I post about. So... it made me laugh so much with it's randomness! :)

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