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1. chrislipjournal
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   Mar 31, 2010, 11:08 PM

   It's a small town filled with big news:

   A town where the city council voted to provide sex addicts with inflatable women.

   Where a kid's t-shirt slogan has finally replaced "Where's the Beef?" as the town motto.

   Where the citizens celebrate New Years by watching a drunk guy named Larry fall off the city hall clock tower at midnight.

   The Chrislip Journal's motto is: "If we can't find the news, we make it up. And we can never find it."

   Thanks!

   Rob
   chrislipjournal.wordpress.com

   The blog I need help with is chrislipjournal.wordpress.com.

2. chrislipjournal
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   Mar 31, 2010, 11:16 PM

   Let's leave a clickable...

   Chrislip Journal

3. invisiblemikey
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   Mar 31, 2010, 11:21 PM

   Their blog has my seal of approval (ark! ark!), and they'd better give him back or else I'm gonna have to throw out all these fish.

4. pienbiscuits
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   Mar 31, 2010, 11:35 PM

   Your. Blog. Is. Mad.

5. chrislipjournal
   Inactive
   Apr 1, 2010, 12:03 PM

   Thank you, Mikey. Fish? Did you say fish? Am I herring you right?

   Love your avatar, btw. Wish I'd thought of that. :-)

   Rob

6. chrislipjournal
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   Apr 1, 2010, 12:05 PM

   Many thanks, Pie.

   Got a real kick out of those Old Spice commercials... not to mention the stupid criminals.

7. chrislipjournal
   Inactive
   Apr 2, 2010, 2:46 PM

   This just in...

   Priest Sex Abuse Scandal Touches Chrislip, Kind Of

8. chrislipjournal
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   Apr 3, 2010, 5:46 PM

   This just in...

   Local Vinophiles Drunk on Bacon

9. chrislipjournal
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   Apr 4, 2010, 2:57 PM

   This just in...

   Chinese Dragon Mocks the Easter Bunny

10. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 5, 2010, 5:24 PM

    This just in...

    Sperm Bank Opens Drive-Thru Lane

11. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 6, 2010, 1:53 PM

    This just in...

    Lightning Fails to Turn Boy into Superhero

12. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 7, 2010, 1:43 PM

    Party clowns aren't scary. They're funny, damn it.

    This just in...

    Introducing Bonesy the Happy Skeleton!

13. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 8, 2010, 5:28 PM

    This just in... for all physicists, nerds, Trekkies, and all of us who proudly call our parents' basement home. :-)

    Chrislip Physicist Proposes Geek-Girl Grand Unification Theory<a/>

14. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 9, 2010, 5:22 PM

    This just in... It's always amazing when the wonders of nature unfold, and you're a little bit drunk when it happens.

    Crop Circles in Chrislip? Or Crap Circles?<a/>

15. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 10, 2010, 2:39 PM

    This just in... A new, old superhero. One who makes criminals tremble with his battle cry: "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"

    Have No Fear, the Senile Avenger is Here!

16. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 11, 2010, 10:36 PM

    This just in... "We're sorry, Miss, but your date is just too darned ugly..."

    Boy-Girl Couple Banned From Prom

17. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 12, 2010, 2:19 PM

    This just in...

    Gay Cop Targets Straight Drivers, Straight Drivers Claim

18. mami91910
    Member
    Apr 13, 2010, 5:08 AM

    Cool blog. I enjoyed it

19. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 13, 2010, 4:34 PM

    Thanks!

    This just in...

    Baseball Team Thanks Steroids for Victory<a/>

20. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 15, 2010, 4:35 PM

    The news department fell behind. This just in... yesterday:

    Teens Hired to Anchor Fox News

21. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 16, 2010, 11:54 AM

    This just in... (well, yesterday).

    "No, honey, that's not really Spiderman. It's your Uncle Chuck. And he's nuts."

    Mental Hospital to Close Superheroes Wing<a/>

22. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 16, 2010, 11:07 PM

    This just in...

    Study Shows that College Produces a Better Class of Religious Fanatics<a/>

23. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 18, 2010, 12:00 AM

    This just in...

    YWCA to Remove Mirrors from Pool Area

24. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 19, 2010, 1:33 AM

    This just in...

    Lesbians Unite in Civil Ceremony; Frat Boys Bring Beer and Make a Day of it

25. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 19, 2010, 1:23 PM

    This just in... It's trout season, and you know what that means! Drinking ourselves senseless in rubber pants!

    Fishermen Google Worms and Chum and Find Chrislip<a/>

26. chrislipjournal
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    Apr 20, 2010, 4:37 PM

    This just in... Saturated fat isn't the only danger:

    <h ref="http://chrislipjournal.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/double-cheeseburger/">Attempt to Replicate McDonald's Double-Cheeseburger Ends in Disaster

27. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 20, 2010, 4:39 PM

    And a-one more time!

    Attempt to Replicate McDonald's Double-Cheeseburger Ends in Disaster

28. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 21, 2010, 1:31 PM

    This just in... we're just as shocked as everyone else.

    Mother Accused of Homeschool Bullying

29. chrislipjournal
    Inactive
    Apr 22, 2010, 1:25 PM

    This just in... We apologize in advance.

    Edible Undies and Beyond

30. atomicgator
    Member
    Apr 23, 2010, 2:49 AM

    Just today I was wondering, is there a Chrislip, Michigan?

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