HOW DO YOU RAISE A HAPPINESS ENGINEER?!!

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  • #918523

    kolembo
    Member

    How do you get a HAPPINESS ENGINEER?!
    Blog url: http://shortpoetry.wordpress.com/

    The blog I need help with is shortpoetry.wordpress.com.

    #918616

    Snares are good if you bait them with chocolate or Ramen noodles. I hear they are partial to Ramen noodles. :-)

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Post your question here (if it isn’t something that is a private issue) and I’ll tag this thread for you for staff attention.

    #918617

    auxclass
    Member

    I thought good fertilizer and water regularly with plenty of sunshine

    #918618

    thesacredpath

    You beat me to it. I was going to say ‘firmly, but with kindness and good schooling.’

    Sorry!

    #918619

    kolembo
    Member

    …heh, heh…not even a nibble at the bit…a bip of the bob…(think fishing)…a…

    #918620

    @auxclass, I’ve heard no natural light. It cause them to fade away. Wait… so do zombies.

    Run away!!! Run away!!! :-)

    @dixieflatline, that works too.

    #918625

    Hopefully one of them will drop by soon, but if you can, give them at least a hint as to what it is about. They can email you and then you can work directly with them if the issue is something you do not wish to discuss in a public forum.

    And actually instead of zombies, I meant vampires.

    I need to go to bed as I’m turning into a zombie.

    #918632

    kolembo
    Member

    I have no problems about discussing my problem.

    DELETE CONTENT OF BLOG

    Message received:

    If you wish to empty your blog of all of its content but keep the blog name, please contact support, and one of our Happiness Engineers will be glad to lend a hand. Do note that once the blog is emptied, the content is gone forever, so please make sure you mean it before you ask us to empty your blog.”

    I’ve tried this many different ways – getting a happiness engineer – but I somehow just can’t do it!

    Do I smell?

    #918733

    Hopefully they will see this and get that taken care of for you.

    #918734

    timethief
    Member

    @kolembo
    In the event you don’t want to wait for Staff, who have many “modlooked” threads to deal with, you can easily delete all blog content by yourself.
    bulk delete images & media http://en.support.wordpress.com/media/deleting-files/#bulk-deletion
    bulk delete posts > http://en.support.wordpress.com/posts/edit-posts-screen/#bulk-edit
    bulk delete pages > http://en.support.wordpress.com/pages/edit-pages-screen/#bulk-edit
    Here’s how to permanently delete Trash >
    http://en.support.wordpress.com/trash/
    http://en.support.wordpress.com/trash/#deleting-permanently

    #918735

    kolembo
    Member

    Thanks alot!

    Does this delete their content on web though?

    Whatever the case, I’m going to try this!

    #918736

    timethief
    Member

    No it doesn’t delete indexed content from Google or the other search engines search results pages, whether or not you do it or Staff does it. Google clears their caches every 3 – 6 months.

    #918738

    kolembo
    Member

    Thanks alot by the way!

    So…what DID happen to staff? Cutbacks?

    #918739

    shoreacres
    Member

    @kolembo ~ What DID happen to staff?

    They’re all off somewhere singing Spinning Wheel

    #918740

    timethief
    Member

    Since they closed the support link to those bloggers who do not have upgrades tin o deal with their backload back at the end of March, Staff have increased their visible prescence on these peer forums on week days, during the normal working hours in North America. On weekends that visible forum prescence is not usually evidenced.

    #918745

    @kolembo: I’ll be happy to empty your blog. Before I proceed, can you confirm the blog URL you’d like us to empty?

    #918747

    kolembo
    Member

    @bryanvillarin

    Yey!
    Yeyeyeyeyey!

    Ok, I hope I wasn’t too…bold! But you’re here aiy!

    The blog I want emptied is this VERY one:

    http://shortpoetry.wordpress.com

    I love wordpress so don’t touch any other buttons and erase the others!

    Thank you so much!

    Shall I wait an hour or so?

    #918748

    macmanx
    Staff

    I have emptied your blog as requested.

    Please let us know if you need any further assistance!

    #918762

    kolembo
    Member

    Thank you!
    Engineers!

    #918765

    macmanx
    Staff

    You’re welcome!

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