Dear Mr Latter
Just what is the matter?
You have such a nice, smiley face *Like*
Are you a bot?
But then, perhaps not.
And ‘spammer’ seems equally rude –
I withdraw the latter
(And ‘mad as a hatter’)
Don’t sue, Mr Latter, cool dude.
Perhaps if you read all the posts that you ‘Like’,
(And it does seem rather a lot)
We might not suspect
That you don’t really like
But just ‘Like’ in return for a hit.
Perhaps I’m too cynical
Is that what you think?
Please don’t go off in a huff.
It’s just that you seem to like everything under the sun including the kitchen sink, and posts about doughnuts and engineering.
- Sorry, that line didn’t scan
But I have a plan
(Should that be ‘idea’ in this thread?)
The next time your finger
Is tempted to linger
And you want to click 10,000 ‘Likes’
Spare a thought for us too
Especially those who’re new
And don’t raise our hopes oh so high.
Don’t follow our blogs and ‘Like’ every post
‘Cos we feel a bit used if you do.
My other idea
(For staff now to hear)
Is to give us the power to block.
So please let us erase
All the ‘Likes’ we don’t like
And unfollow the follows as well.
Just a small task.
Is it too much to ask?
And WordPress – you rock.
The blog I need help with is wordwatchtowers.wordpress.com.