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Poor SPAMMERS are depressed....

  1. Akismet keeps filtering out these comments from my blog which just crack me up for some reason. I guess SPAMMERS are getting depressed. Anyone else get these?

    "I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen. My life’s been generally boring today. I haven’t gotten anything done recently. Look with me on this."

    "Not much on my mind , but such is life. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Whatever. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning. I just don’t have much to say lately. It’s not important.Come look at the other."

    "I just don’t have much to say. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but oh well. I haven’t been up to anything lately. My life’s been basically unremarkable. Basically not much notable going on these days.Fun, right."

  2. Just got another;

    "My life’s been completely bland. So it goes. I’ve just been letting everything wash over me these days.I want to love me."

  3. most of my spam is unintelligible gibberish. I never get anything interesting like that!

  4. Midst all that gunk lie some real gems. Besides the laughs, it's good for your blog to take a look in there from time to time.
    My most recent post tells why.

  5. Why don't the spammers buy some cheap Prozac? I know where they can get some...

  6. They're all out buying each other's Viagra.

  7. And it doesn't work! No wonder they're depressed!

  8. well, at least they get the other side effects, like dizziness, shortness of breath, seeing colors, and nausea......I know, if I knew what the side effects were....he he....yeah, that's the ticket. :-)

    Seriously though -just once I'd like to get this priapism side effect from something. It's almost like "warning: side effects could include your body thinking you are 17 again."

  9. I'm with you on that one. I got a shot one time and the doc warned me that it may make me hyper. On another visit, he asked if I had any side effects. I said no. He said that was good because most people do. I told him I wished I did get the side effect because I'd rather be wound up like a spring than be my usual no-energy self.

  10. There's a shop down the street from me that sells Viagra ice cream. It's bright blue, but I asked and there's no "satisfaction guaranteed" alas.

  11. abbydonkrafts, good thing the doc didn't prescribe suppositories. Last time that happened, I went back to my doctor and told him for all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my ass.

  12. Badump-bump.

  13. I do that a lot. I should stop.

  14. Can't .... stop.... one-lining....

  15. I'm now getting a lot of how they are in credit card debt.

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