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removing smoking smell from reborn baby

  1. can someone help? i just received a reborn baby i purchased on-line that wreaks of cigarette smoke! i got it out of the clothes but can't get it out of the soft body, limbs, face and head! can someone help. the artist said she didn't smoke but her son took to mail and he smokes. he must have had it for awhile because everything is really strong. please help! my daughter is already attached to our new arrival. thanks englandmom14

  2. Go ask in India: they are more knowledgeable about rebirths over there than us poor support-for-problems-re-wp-blogs mortals.

  3. Is your baby a WordPress.COM baby or a WordPress.ORG baby? Please check the sticky threads at the top of the forum to make sure you're in the correct place.

  4. Rain, that ORG thing must be an evil place: I've heard rumors they genetically modify their babies there or plug things into them...

  5. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio

  6. Tis now the very witching time of night...

  7. pana: that's probably true, but their babies can accept advertising tattoos, whereas ours cannot. The only problem is, over there you have to housebreak them yourself.

  8. I have to say, that this is the weirdest conversation I've seen on the wordpress forums

  9. When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

  10. I'm told vodka can remove the smell of smoke. I can't confirm that though, I always pass out on someone's lawn after the eight or ninth shot.

  11. @rain: Yeah, you cannot talk any adsense into them.

    @aw1923 (inspired by 1tess): I could a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up thy soul...

  12. Oh, it gets too scary after that…

  13. I have no idea what that means

  14. have you not read shakespeare?

  15. I have read it, but like a lot people in High Schoolers, it went in one ear and out the other after we took a quiz on the reading, though I did enjoy the movie versions of the Shakespeare Plays

  16. @tellyworth: That possibly explains your avatar.

    @1tess take 1: After the ninth shot, no doubt.

    @1tess take 2: Not necessarily:

  17. @tellyworth: That possibly explains your avatar.

    @1tess take 1: After the ninth shot, no doubt.

    @1tess take 2: Not necessarily:

    What would "Hamlet" look like if it were performed by cats? Pretty damn good, in fact. Mr. John Over provides an excellent voice for the lead character, a Charlton Heston impression that is the envy of all. John Hoffhines provided valuable assistance as cat wrangler and composer, and the rest was up to the cats, who acted with the best thespians the stage has ever seen. This piece is available on the "God Hates Cartoons" DVD found at

  19. King Lear, by the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre:

  20. But now you will excuse me - the potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit (already seeing things double)...

    Good night sweet you all.

  21. panaghiotisadam
    I'm knowing that feeling. night all

  22. PS: Tellyworth is a lightweight.

  23. raincoaster.
    gotta love the cybermen and the daleks.

    and as we said as kids,
    "nigh night!"

  24. I actually get my new borns as well as the reborns off ebay, and had that problem, too. I ALWAYS wash them after they arrive. You never know where they were laying around before.

  25. Hell, I spend too much time here.

  26. I'd imagine that when a Phoenix is reborn and rises from the ashes, it probably smells rather smokey.

    As for the Shakespeare meme:

    "Well have we done thrice valiant countrymen! But all's not done; yet keep the French the field!"

    Dunno...felt like we needed a little "Hank" if were spouting off bardisms. :-)

  27. shall I compare thee...

  28. To what, a Fall day with bonfires? The back room of a pub after closing time? The experience of standing downwind of of Amy Winehouse?

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