It's a small town filled with big news:
A town where the city council voted to provide sex addicts with inflatable women.
Where a kid's t-shirt slogan has finally replaced "Where's the Beef?" as the town motto.
Where the citizens celebrate New Years by watching a drunk guy named Larry fall off the city hall clock tower at midnight.
The Chrislip Journal's motto is: "If we can't find the news, we make it up. And we can never find it."
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