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Why yes, there really is a Chrislip, Michigan

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    It's a small town filled with big news:

    A town where the city council voted to provide sex addicts with inflatable women.

    Where a kid's t-shirt slogan has finally replaced "Where's the Beef?" as the town motto.

    Where the citizens celebrate New Years by watching a drunk guy named Larry fall off the city hall clock tower at midnight.

    The Chrislip Journal's motto is: "If we can't find the news, we make it up. And we can never find it."

    Thanks!

    Rob
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    The blog I need help with is chrislipjournal.wordpress.com.

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    Let's leave a clickable...

    Chrislip Journal

  3. Their blog has my seal of approval (ark! ark!), and they'd better give him back or else I'm gonna have to throw out all these fish.

  4. Your. Blog. Is. Mad.

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    Thank you, Mikey. Fish? Did you say fish? Am I herring you right?

    Love your avatar, btw. Wish I'd thought of that. :-)

    Rob

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    Many thanks, Pie.

    Got a real kick out of those Old Spice commercials... not to mention the stupid criminals.

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    Party clowns aren't scary. They're funny, damn it.

    This just in...

    Introducing Bonesy the Happy Skeleton!

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    This just in... for all physicists, nerds, Trekkies, and all of us who proudly call our parents' basement home. :-)

    Chrislip Physicist Proposes Geek-Girl Grand Unification Theory<a/>

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    This just in... It's always amazing when the wonders of nature unfold, and you're a little bit drunk when it happens.

    Crop Circles in Chrislip? Or Crap Circles?<a/>

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    This just in... A new, old superhero. One who makes criminals tremble with his battle cry: "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"

    Have No Fear, the Senile Avenger is Here!

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    This just in... "We're sorry, Miss, but your date is just too darned ugly..."

    Boy-Girl Couple Banned From Prom

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  18. Cool blog. I enjoyed it

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    The news department fell behind. This just in... yesterday:

    Teens Hired to Anchor Fox News

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    This just in... (well, yesterday).

    "No, honey, that's not really Spiderman. It's your Uncle Chuck. And he's nuts."

    Mental Hospital to Close Superheroes Wing<a/>

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    This just in... It's trout season, and you know what that means! Drinking ourselves senseless in rubber pants!

    Fishermen Google Worms and Chum and Find Chrislip<a/>

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    This just in... Saturated fat isn't the only danger:

    <h ref="http://chrislipjournal.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/double-cheeseburger/">Attempt to Replicate McDonald's Double-Cheeseburger Ends in Disaster

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    This just in... we're just as shocked as everyone else.

    Mother Accused of Homeschool Bullying

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    This just in... We apologize in advance.

    Edible Undies and Beyond

  30. Just today I was wondering, is there a Chrislip, Michigan?

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