Apparently Wasted is a mad nugget, seriously, he's really fucking pissed.
He found Jesus at the age of 10 hiding under the bed, along with the boogie monster. Jesus disappeared about a week later, yet the boogie monster remained for another few years.
Apparently's favorite passtime is watching paint dry, his preferred color is white, but green is very close behind. No color is worse, though, then yellow. It reminds him far too much of his, miserable, rubber novelty chicken encounter.
Word To Your Mother,