Professional licensed raconteur. Sound artist. Loves complete collections, archives, and office supply stores. Genuinely interested in sound of all varieties. Enjoys movies with defined endings. Likes to read old science fiction, can't stand fantasy novels, or books with sequels. Actively encourages use of "--" punctuation. Enjoys northwestern native American woodcarving, vintage advertisements, comic books, homemade recordings, Russian graphic art, futurist typefaces, found sound, and antique matchbook covers.