Do you like comedies like Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew," and the 2009 feature film blockbuster Paul Blart Mall Cop? Well then, this isn't the place for you! Please leave before you embarrass yourself. My name is Jason and my favorite hobby is being real. The last person that told me to "keep it real" was met with a swift kick to the wizard and a warm reply of "take your own advice, bozard." Now that's as real as it gets. This is the story of life.